1. First alarm rings and I turn it off. Back to sleep.
  2. Second alarm rings a half hour later. I turn that off too. Back to sleep.
  3. Before going back to sleep, though, I set a ten minute timer.
  4. Timer rings
  5. At this point I either get up or set another timer and go back to sleep.
  6. If I do get up, I grab my phone and browse Reddit, Twitter, and Facebook for 20 minutes while on the can.
  7. I take a 25-35 minute long shower.
  8. I get out and panic to get dressed and find everything that I need for the day.
  9. I complain about how I never have enough time for breakfast.
  10. I leave for work, hoping that I'm not late again.