WHY I'M USING THIS APP

  1. Because I like lists.
  2. Because I don't share enough about myself on Twitter already
  3. Because I want to be able to say that I was an early adopter, if it blows up.
  4. Because something has to distract me from the cruising anxiety of impending death
  5. Because I can
  6. Because
  7. Be, cuz
  8. Be
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