FAVORITE SEX TOYS

In no particular order
  1. My chosen partner's face
  2. Most couches
  3. Hitachi magic wand
  4. Njoy pure wand
  5. Je Joue MiMi
  6. Fun Factory Laya Spot
  7. WiVibe 3
  8. The motor of most pocket rockets
  9. Big scary gentle nipple clamps
  10. Ostrich feathers
  11. Fur lined soft narrow wrist cuffs
  12. A sense of humor
  13. Chocolate fountain (don't ask)
  14. Sportsheets door jam cuffs
  15. Any blindfold
  16. A giant love sac
  17. Probably a sex machine, I imagine
  18. The weightlessness of space
  19. A billion dollars
  20. Any dual-density dildo
  21. A butt plug that doesn't exist but I wish I had it
  22. The Japanese blowjob machine if I had a penis
  23. All the massage
  24. Consensual flirtatious texts
  25. Suspenders
  26. Coconut oil and a tarp