QUESTIONS MY MOM HAS ASKED ME TODAY

I'm unemployed
  1. When are you gonna wake up?
    Soon
  2. Did you apply for that job?
    15 applications in progress, need to be more specific
  3. Did you talk to that lady about that job?
    No idea who she is talking about
  4. How are you gonna make money?
    Hopefully getting a job... Or prostitution
  5. Why are you so moody?
    Wish I knew
  6. Are you still on your period?
    Yes
  7. What do you want for dinner?
    Pizza
  8. Did you clean the bathroom
    No