LISTS I MIGHT BE GOOD AT MAKING IF YOU REQUEST ONE

In reverse order
  1. 5: Worst first date ideas.
  2. 4: Jokes I've told that result in silence and conversation changes.
  3. 3: Things overheard in the newsroom.
  4. 2: Most awkward interactions I've had at breakfast.
  5. 1: Worst way I've ever struck out with a girl.