MOST COMMON MISPRONUNCIATIONS OF MY NAME

So my name is Shaker, pronounced "Shocker" in English, and "Shaaker" in Arabic.
  1. "Shake-er"
    I am not salt, nor am I pepper.
  2. "Shack-ar"
    No.
  3. "Sha-keer"
    Damnit people, read.
  4. "Shakira"
    I have no problems with this. My hips do not lie.
  5. "Shawwker"
    Why?