WHY THE LADY IN WHAM!'S LAST CHRISTMAS VIDEO TOTALLY DODGED A BULLET.

Clearly she was too good for them all, her hairstyle alone proved that.
  1. Her friends used octagonal plates. Worst.
  2. They don't even use regular firewood to heat their cabin. This baby firewood ain't fooling anyone. Pretend lumberjacks are the worst. Yuppie.
  3. Ugly arse brooches. I'd give it away too!
  4. Creepos in the dark. Yuck.
  5. Hiking in the snow like they're all in The Secret History or something. Urghh get a snow mobile losers.