WHY THE LADY IN WHAM!'S LAST CHRISTMAS VIDEO TOTALLY DODGED A BULLET.
Clearly she was too good for them all, her hairstyle alone proved that.
- •Her friends used octagonal plates. Worst.
- •They don't even use regular firewood to heat their cabin. This baby firewood ain't fooling anyone. Pretend lumberjacks are the worst. Yuppie.
- •Ugly arse brooches. I'd give it away too!
- •Creepos in the dark. Yuck.
- •Hiking in the snow like they're all in The Secret History or something. Urghh get a snow mobile losers.