Last 4 Photos On My Camera Roll, Captioned
This was an exercise in learning that I'm kind of a dick.
- •Passive aggressively telling the boyfriend to put the fucking condiments awayBut simultaneously loving my own kitschy kitchen art
- •This pose makes my dog a better philosopher than I'll ever be
- •How to parent, train station edition
- •Convincing someone they found the Willy Wonka Golden Ticket of beer (previously: exploiting drunk friends)