Genres of Names for Babies I Have Rejected for My Own

...this is not how I'm breaking the news.
  1. 1.
    Cow names: Elsie, Clara, etc.
  2. 2.
    Place names: Brooklyn, Austin
  3. 3.
    Any name that makes me think of G I Joes: Logan, Jones, Mitchell
  4. 4.
    Names that belonged to my father's secretaries: Carol, Stacey, Sue
  5. 5.
    Foodstuffs: Crumpet, Apple
  6. 6.
    Names that are clearly from works of literature I have not read but have seen the musical of: Cosette, Eliot
  7. 7.
    Names that are normal but spelled insanely: Emmalea (Emily), Sheyawn (Cheyanne)
  8. 8.
    Names that make men elbow each other but I don't know why: Dill