HOW LIVING WITH A TODDLER IS LIKE LIVING WITH A DRUNK PERSON.

  1. Rambled yelling through out the house.
  2. Over dramatic displays of emotion.
  3. They think they is important.
  4. All the clothes come off.
  5. They won't listen.
  6. They can't walk in a straight line. #nuffsaid
  7. Snacks are all they want.
  8. A sudden vomiting episode is always a distinct possibility.
    Suggested by   @ladyprofessor
  9. Always find a way to sneak a drink.
  10. They don't know how to act in public
    Suggested by   @ashlee