1. Therapist
    Seriously, I can calm tempers, give advice, be logical, listen...need I go on?
  2. Nurse
    I need two ccs of infant Tylenol, stat!!
  3. Fashion Adviser
    You can't wear a polka dot shirt with polka dot pants. You just can't.
  4. Chef
    My kid eats like a spoiled food critic.
  5. Chauffeur
    "I can show you the world!"...wait, that's Aladdin on a magic carpet, but my Hyundai will get us places.