JOBS I COULD HAVE BASED ON EXPERIENCE AS A STAY AT HOME MOM
- •TherapistSeriously, I can calm tempers, give advice, be logical, listen...need I go on?
- •NurseI need two ccs of infant Tylenol, stat!!
- •Fashion AdviserYou can't wear a polka dot shirt with polka dot pants. You just can't.
- •ChefMy kid eats like a spoiled food critic.
- •Chauffeur"I can show you the world!"...wait, that's Aladdin on a magic carpet, but my Hyundai will get us places.