REASONS I MAKE A TERRIBLE WIFE
He loves me, I know he does. He better.
- •I eat all the dessert while he's at work.
- •I hate cuddling.
- •Not the biggest fan of sex.I'm just not a physical person.
- •I obsess over things for weeks.
- •I like to be pretty independent.
- •I get mad when he isn't independent.
- •I'm extremely particular about things.
- •I ask questions he can't answer.
- •I'm better at actually getting stuff done and I get mad when he doesn't.
- •Sometimes I call him man servant in a British accent.
- •All I talk about now is the ListApp
- •Jesus- why did he marry me?!?!