REASONS I MAKE A TERRIBLE WIFE

He loves me, I know he does. He better.
  1. I eat all the dessert while he's at work.
  2. I hate cuddling.
  3. Not the biggest fan of sex.
    I'm just not a physical person.
  4. I obsess over things for weeks.
  5. I like to be pretty independent.
  6. I get mad when he isn't independent.
  7. I'm extremely particular about things.
  8. I ask questions he can't answer.
  9. I'm better at actually getting stuff done and I get mad when he doesn't.
  10. Sometimes I call him man servant in a British accent.
  11. All I talk about now is the ListApp
  12. Jesus- why did he marry me?!?!