THINGS I WANNA DO WHEN MY INTERNET DIES

Aside from throwing the modem out the window! Ugh
  1. Be on the Internet
    But of course I CANT!
  2. Watch Netflix
    Whyyyyyyyy are you not working, Internet!!!!
  3. Yell at somebody
  4. Cuss
    Which I don't normally do, but for some reason not having internet pisses me off. I mean it's 2015!
  5. Call customer service and complain
  6. Apologize for being so dramatic about the Internet not working.