TIMES I JUST COULD NOT EVEN...

  1. That one time there was a tarantula on my airplane.
  2. That one time someone died on my airplane.
  3. That one time I almost drowned while water skiing.
  4. That one time someone changed my desktop picture to an evil clown.
  5. That one time there was a frog in my shower.
  6. That one time someone brought a cooked cat instead of turkey for Thanksgiving.
  7. That one time I got an invitation for my mom's wedding.
  8. This list could go on forever...
  9. Also, that one time a wasp landed on my 7month old's head.