YOU'RE ABOUT TO LEAVE YOUR HOUSE WHEN ________

Suddenly you realize...
  1. You have no clue where your keys are.
  2. You didn't eat anything, and you're starving.
  3. You have no clue how to get where you're going.
  4. You have to poop.
  5. The child needs a diaper change.
  6. The child has hidden your shoes...
  7. You can't find your cell phone
    It's in your hand. 😏
    Suggested by   @TheNoshery