COMPANY IS COMING I SHOULD
- •Turn off The Good WifeI'm on hour 4. I have a friend on the way. The Good Wife is not my friend.
- •Take out the trashBoth visible bags of garbage should probably go. Noting there are two; let's all assume this is easily one of my least favorite things to do.
- •Pick up the tiny pieces of trash on my floor that I always just let slide.I mean it takes little to Zero effort to throw away a gum wrapper but damn if I won't walk past it 30 times a day and continue to do nothing. She's gonna think I'm a monster!
- •Take a showerLololololo it's Sunday
- •Take all my clothes currently on ground and throw into closet.In fact...just throw everything into closer. Gum wrappers. Garbage. All of it.
- •Come up with clever and believable story for why apartment is full of live raccoons.Nobody just accepts a residence full of raccoons without a question or two. Get in front of it.