ATTENTION SINGLE LADIES: Name Spelling is V Important to Our Future Romantic Fulfillment

For a minute in the late 80s/early 90s, parents started recycling popular boy names by changing 1 or 2 letters. This led to millions of accidental baby-switching in hospitals, but MORE IMPORTANTLY, it led to lots of confusion for people innocently trying to judge someone based solely on their first name. Here's a reference chart for convenience.
  1. Brent | Brett
    Brents are grown men and Bretts are VERY charming — both have their merits so you do you, but just really think about what you want
  2. Brandon | Brendon
    Brandons want to have fun and Brendons are ready to commit — both can hurt you so BE ON YOUR A GAME
  3. Jake | Jack
    Jakes love their moms more and Jacks love their dads more — however you interpret that moving forward is up to you
  4. Trey | Troy
    Treys make you laugh and Troys are bad boys with a heart of gold — neither are mom-approved until she gets to know them better
  5. Barret | Garret
    Barrets are sweethearts and Garrets are VERY intelligent — both are mom-approved from the jump
  6. Taylor | Tyler
    Taylors are earnest/sincere and Tylers are the life of the party — both have road rage, but like in a cute way
  7. Justin | Dustin
    Justins are confident flirts and Dustins are humble star athletes — very different, but sat at the same lunch table in high school which was rude and confusing for all of us
  8. Brody | Brady
    Brodys are musicians and Bradys are former debate team captains — both wear Ray-Bans and have golden retrievers
  9. Ryan | Rylan
    Ryans are physically attractive and Rylans are emotionally attractive and able to be vulnerable — take this info and do with it what pleases you
  10. Hayden | Brayden
    Haydens are adult men with blond hair and Braydens probably surf on the weekends — both will be great dads one day, but they're kind of Bro-ey right now
  11. THIS IS ALL JUST STRAIGHT UP SCIENCE BUT FEEL FREE TO VOICE YOUR QUESTIONS AND CONCERNS | MY OFFICE HOURS ARE FROM 3 to 4:30