1. Logging in to your bank account to confirm suspected identity theft
  2. Typing an overdue apology email through blinding tears
  3. Three replace-any-carb-with-cauliflower recipes deep into your ex's new girlfriend's lifestyle blog
  4. Online ordering your grandpa's coffin
  5. Artfully building what you're certain is your best Which-Wich order to date
  6. Harshly comparing yourself to others