GET THE LOOK: ME ON A BLIND DATE THAT ISN'T GOING PARTICULARLY WELL

Thank you, @stevecady. Here's a peek at my go-to lines when I need my date to escape out of the bathroom window.
  1. "Are you born again and washed in the blood of Christ Jesus our Lord?"
  2. "Lolz how much do you think I weigh? Guess. Guess. Guess."
  3. "On a scale of one to Mel Gibson, how super-angry-fighting-some-demons-but-also-so-so-talented would you consider yourself to be?"
  4. "Dolly Parton or Mother Teresa, GO"
  5. "Do you think I was popular in high school or a loser or aloof or somewhere in the middle? Explain your answer thoroughly."
  6. "Omg moms love me. Is your mom a Scorpio? I bet she's a Scorpio. I feel her aura all over you."
  7. "Babe, pass the butter. OMG I said babe. Lol. So funny. I love us."
  8. "It's so coooooold in here. I'm sooooo cold. Feel my feet. Do you even care? Babe."
  9. "What is your favorite Old Testament Bible story?"
  10. "Who is your favorite serial killer from history?"