GET THE LOOK: ME ON A BLIND DATE THAT ISN'T GOING PARTICULARLY WELL
Thank you, @stevecady. Here's a peek at my go-to lines when I need my date to escape out of the bathroom window.
- •"Are you born again and washed in the blood of Christ Jesus our Lord?"
- •"Lolz how much do you think I weigh? Guess. Guess. Guess."
- •"On a scale of one to Mel Gibson, how super-angry-fighting-some-demons-but-also-so-so-talented would you consider yourself to be?"
- •"Dolly Parton or Mother Teresa, GO"
- •"Do you think I was popular in high school or a loser or aloof or somewhere in the middle? Explain your answer thoroughly."
- •"Omg moms love me. Is your mom a Scorpio? I bet she's a Scorpio. I feel her aura all over you."
- •"Babe, pass the butter. OMG I said babe. Lol. So funny. I love us."
- •"It's so coooooold in here. I'm sooooo cold. Feel my feet. Do you even care? Babe."
- •"What is your favorite Old Testament Bible story?"
- •"Who is your favorite serial killer from history?"