1. "Can I have one of your curly fries?"
    Hmm. Let me pray about it.
  2. "Shawn, will you stop playing R. Kelly he is an actual monster."
    True. Will pray about it.
  3. "Step out of your comfort zone."
    Hahaha, no. God said it's fine.
  4. "It's too early for Christmas music."
    Thoughts and prayers for your soul, tbh.
  5. "God told me you're the one."
    K. Will holler back atchu when I hear from Jesus.
  6. "Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars."
    This sounds dangerous as hell. Let me pray about it.
  7. "Shawn, stop stealing everyone's hoodies."
    Will @ you after a time of fasting and prayer.
  8. "Shawn, did you just throw up from laughing too hard I hate you so much you're the worst person are you serious"
    Let me pray about it; I'll let you know.
  9. "Wearing jeans that tight can cause nerve damage and honestly probably infertility."
    Just prayed about it, it's fine, liiike
  10. "It's dumb that you still watch Grey's Anatomy."
    Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name...