My Neighbors, Ranked by The Likelihood That They'll Murder Me

Thank you for the request, @Nicholas. I think about this every day.
  1. THEY
  2. ARE
  3. ALL
  4. COMING
  5. FOR
  6. ME
  7. I
  8. VACUUM
  9. AT
  10. 3AM
  11. ALSO WHOMEVER THIS WREATH BELONGS TO IS THE MOST OBVIOUS SERIAL KILLER OUT IN THESE STREETS