Pretend You're Not Pretending Until You're Not

Even though you still might be. It's fine.
  1. Pretend to be confident.
  2. Pretend to be funny.
  3. Pretend to be smart.
  4. Pretend to be cool.
  5. Pretend to be witty.
  6. Pretend to be brave.
  7. Pretend you're not crazy.
  8. Pretend other people aren't crazy.
  9. Pretend
  10. Pretend
  11. Pretend
  12. Then everything you're pretending just kind of becomes real even when it's not.
  13. Now go to parties and take 'er for a spin.
  14. Pretend to not regret going to the party.
  15. You look good.
  16. Ya feel good.
  17. Most people are cool and nice.
  18. Give them that.
  19. Except for the serial killers.
  20. They're objectively not cool.
  21. Have fun.