Reverse Pickup Lines

  1. Hey boy, are you the second installment of a blockbuster trilogy because I'm underwhelmed
  2. Hey boy, are you Ben Affleck because your brother is cuter and more talented
  3. Hey boy, are you Communism because you're only attractive in theory
  4. Hey boy, are you my neighbors because I'm too scared to ask you to turn your terrible music down
  5. Hey boy, are you my check engine light because I've ignored you for a week