1. "Hahaha! I too am confused on how a contested convention works. Democracy is dead, everyone. Speaking of dead, Carol, what was your mother's maiden name again?"
  2. "Jake, your Sean Connery impression is better than any other man's Sean Connery impression. Speaking of which, what was the name of your high school?"
  3. "Jake, Carol... this slideshow of your European backpacking excursion is so much more charming on this 1950s-era film projector! I bet your favorite pet would have loved this trip. What is the dog's name that's buried in your yard?"
  4. If all else fails: "Jake, Carol, what's your wifi password?"