Super Subtle Ways to Ask Your Dinner Party Hosts for Their Wifi Password
- •"Hahaha! I too am confused on how a contested convention works. Democracy is dead, everyone. Speaking of dead, Carol, what was your mother's maiden name again?"
- •"Jake, your Sean Connery impression is better than any other man's Sean Connery impression. Speaking of which, what was the name of your high school?"
- •"Jake, Carol... this slideshow of your European backpacking excursion is so much more charming on this 1950s-era film projector! I bet your favorite pet would have loved this trip. What is the dog's name that's buried in your yard?"
- •If all else fails: "Jake, Carol, what's your wifi password?"