Varieties of Dude Hugs & How I Interpret Them as a Single Girl Trying to Navigate These Mean Streets
Based on super official scientific research conducted only by me, who transferred from chem to geology whenever the option was available.
- 1.The Side HugYou consider me an acquaintance; you may be fond of me, but not enough to want me all up in your personal space.
- 2.The Bear HugYou consider me a very good friend. While physically close, a familiar bear hug often feels very pals-ish.
- 3.The 3 Pats On The Back HugYou consider me an enemy.
- 4.The From Behind HugYou want to have my babies.
- 5.The Space In Between HugYou consider me diseased.
- 6.The Off The Ground HugYou consider me a crush or just fun to flirt with.
- 7.The Lingering Gentle Hug + Mini Back RubBow-chicka-bow-wow.
- 8.The Rib CruncherOw. You're due for a good cry.
- 9.Fist BumpWe're bros or something I dunno rejection clouds my hypotheses.