Ways I'll Embarrass You in Public

  1. 1.
    Cartwheels
    WHEN I'M FEELING MYSELF AND THERE'S LOTS OF ROOM
  2. 2.
    Paint in my hair
    SORRY
  3. 3.
    Asking for samples of every ice cream flavor even though I already know what I want
    THEY HAVE TO SAY YES
  4. 4.
    Saying hi to strangers
    I'M FROM THE SOUTH
  5. 5.
    Petting all dogs
    WE LOVE EACH OTHER
  6. 6.
    Befriending all children
    WE LOVE EACH OTHER
  7. 7.
    PDA
    NO ONE IS SAFE
  8. 8.
    Daydreaming
    THAT THING WHERE YOU'RE STARING INTO SPACE AND YOU KNOW IT BUT YOUR EYES ARE SO COMFORTABLE I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT YOU GUYS UGH
  9. 9.
    Will have nothing to contribute to the Westworld conversation at your company Christmas party
    I HAVEN'T SEEN IT
  10. 10.
    Will casually drop "2016 wasn't that bad" at your company Christmas party
    TO WATCH THE WORLD BURN WITH A WINK AND A SMILE