I got all of the lyrics to Lesley Gore's 1963 masterpiece tattooed on my wrist. I don't know how it all fit, ask science. I took lots of pitchurss™ and I'm FAXING copies to the following recipients...
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    Cc: BANKS, WALL STREET, lameSTREAM MEDIA, ET CETERA
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    Cc: Santa Clause, Mattel, Hasbro, LEGO
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    Cc: Sallie Mae
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    Cc: my jealous DOG
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    Cc: ALL MY BROTHERS
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    Cc: THE WORLD AT LARGE
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    Cc: MALES!
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