My dr appt...this really happened

I had an appt yesterday...and so tickled i was able to make the staff laugh ...just as me and my person @holly70 do when we accompany each other to the ER (on so many different occasions..) true story
  1. Girl : confirm your birthdate...
    My response ... 9/12/ancient.....she looked at me like i misunderstood the question until i see the light bulb above her head come on...she giggles.
  2. Girl: How tall are you?
    My reaponse....5 feet oompa loompa....this time she lets out a loud laugh...i acted like i was dead serious.
  3. Girl: How much do you weigh?
    Me: Fat......she says alrigjty then....we will just use your weight from last time.
  4. Me: Good idea.