🌍Things I trust more than Hilary Clinton AND Donald Trump🌎

Election Year! Time to choose the lesser of two Evils...er....best candidate,.
  1. Cutting my own Hair with a Flowbee and a broken Mirror.
  2. A one night stand with Charlie Sheen
  3. Leaving my child with the Stephen King Clown.
  4. Going for a joyride with OJ Simpson
  5. Casey Anthony's Daycare
  6. Cocktails with Bill Cosby