Things that i think about at work

I should add....this is only when i get disctracted.....oooh. look shiny squirrels..
  1. Everything i should be doing at home.
    People like me dont have magic little elves that do laundry...dust furniture....sweep floor...etc....ugh why dont i have magic elves???
  2. WTF!!! Why dont i have a window???
    Seriously.....5 offices in my area and my office is the only one without a window. THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!
  3. I should go get a donut!
    Free Krispy Kremes in the cafeteria...they just trying to keep us fat!
  4. is it time to go yet???
    And that is usually right after i punch in.