WORDS THAT ARE WORSE THAN "MOIST"

I don't know when everyone got together and decided moist was a gross word. There are so many better gross words:
  1. Autumnal
  2. Conjugal
  3. Nordstrom
  4. Belk
  5. Oozed
  6. Convection
  7. Sopping
  8. Muffler