lyrical genius from The Best Rapper Alive
  1. 10. "my sex game is stupid, my head is the dumbest//I promise I should be hooked on phonics" - Every Girl
    appreciate the honesty Tunechi
  2. 9. "I am too dark to tan" - Tell Me (Remix)
    real same weezy
  3. 8. "I am the beast, feed me rappers or feed me beats" - We Takin' Over
    he's not the Cookie Monster, he's the Pussy Monster
  4. 7. "eat her till she cry//call that whine and dine" - She Will
    I see what you did there
  5. 6. "my name ain't Bic but I keep that flame" - A Milli
  6. 5. "safe sex is great sex//you better wear a latex//cuz you don't want that late text//that 'I think I'm late' text" - Lollipop
    real world advice from Weezy F
  7. 4. "I bought some cocaine you can snort it//she became a vacuum, put it on my dick like carpet//suck the white off white chocolate" - Truffle Butter
    mostly made the list for sentimental reasons bc I repeatedly screamed this at the non-English speaking natives of Punta Cana during spring break
  8. 3. "get on my level? you can't get on my level//you would need a space shuttle or a ladder that's forever" - 3Peat
    I'm a sucker for cocky assholes sry
  9. 2. "life is such a fucking roller coaster then it drops//but what should I scream for, this is my theme park" - Forever
    this speaks to me and I don't know why
  10. 1. "real G's move in silence like lasagna" - 6 Foot 7 Foot
    the greatest of all time