REASONS FOR ALARM
things that really freak me out
- •chicken frieswhy is nobody else repulsed by this concept
- •"the cloud"or whatever abstract entity permanently stores all of my google searches
- •Google's suggested searcheswhich inevitably take you down a rabbit hole where you have no business being (see also: "the cloud")
- •brainwashing in North Koreaspeaking of rabbit holes, this was a rough one. let's acknowledge that an entire country of people truly believe that Kim Jong-il was born to a chorus of singing angel babies, invented the hamburger, and discovered a pill to cure "shortness."
- •Instagram's photo mapon my own map, I can quite literally pinpoint which classroom I was not paying attention in for various uploads. this makes insta "stalking" 1000% more real
- •iTunes terms & conditionsI've probably signed my entire life away to Apple several times over but iPhones make everything worth it tbh
- •syphilisdid you know standard screenings don't test for syphilis bc it's "outdated" but meanwhile bacteria are corkscrewing through your brain and making people think you're insane when you just need some antibiotics?? you're welcome.