1. You should be ashamed of how your hair looks
  2. I hate idiots
    Said by my mom. She says things like this on a regular basis.
  3. You're too lazy to go to the mall!?
    An insult because someone doesn't want to go Black Friday shopping.
  4. Those Patti Pies ain't got nothing on Grandma's pies.
    TRUE. Sorry Patti.
  5. Girl BYE
    Heard this at least 20 times.
  6. Who made the *insert food item here*?
  7. You don't eat turkey? Are you a vegetarian?
    Turkey isn't the only meat, ya know?