WHAT I WANTED TO BE GROWING UP, CHRONOLOGICALLY

  1. A lawyer
    I thought all you had to do was wear a tie and argue with people (that's mostly true).
  2. A doctor
    But I hate blood and don't really like being around sick people.
  3. A voice actor
    Weird phase.
  4. Wolf Blitzer
    Seriously, in high school I wanted to be a political analyst and I thought Wolf was the coolest guy on earth.
  5. Elementary school teacher.
    Because teachers change lives!
  6. Freelance writer
    This one is gonna happen!!!