SCREENSHOTS ON MY PHONE THAT CONTINUE TO DELIGHT ME.

  1. Story of my life. Said to me by so many people, on an almost daily basis. Despite my protestations ("I'm mulling!"), Luther knows what time it is.
  2. Sent to me by a friend. I so enjoyed seeing my nickname that I kept this, even though the second line, cut here for sizing reasons ("You're screwing up my story, you big brown cunt!"), is a wee bit hurtfully on the nose.
  3. Sam gets me. For a happy-go-lucky person, I actually find opportunities to use this pretty frequently...
  4. Ugh, Karen.
  5. Edison Twins! My enjoyment of this show is undiminished by the fact that, as my brother points out, this could be a picture of me from anytime between 1984-1989. Just showed this picture to my mother, she asked when it was taken...