I'm really not a terrible person. But, of course, I *would* say that.
  1. What do you call a dog with wings?
    Linda McCartney!
  2. What has nine arms and sucks?
    Def Leppard!
  3. Who discovered America?
    Christopher Columbus in 1492. Bono *rediscovered* it in 1988. Sick Rattle & Hum burn!
  4. Emma Thompson: Where are you Ken? / Kenneth Branagh: In the kitchen! / Emma Thompson: Oh, can I be in it too?
    Outdated, pokes fun at a national treasure, and requires an esoteric knowledge of British films in the early 90s. A real trifecta!