THE ONLY JOKES I REMEMBER ARE MEAN CELEBRITY ONES
I'm really not a terrible person. But, of course, I *would* say that.
- •What do you call a dog with wings?Linda McCartney!
- •What has nine arms and sucks?Def Leppard!
- •Who discovered America?Christopher Columbus in 1492. Bono *rediscovered* it in 1988. Sick Rattle & Hum burn!
- •Emma Thompson: Where are you Ken? / Kenneth Branagh: In the kitchen! / Emma Thompson: Oh, can I be in it too?Outdated, pokes fun at a national treasure, and requires an esoteric knowledge of British films in the early 90s. A real trifecta!