THINGS I NEVER THINK, EXCEPT IN DECEMBER, WHEN I THINK THEM A LOT

  1. Love Actually is a terrible, terrible film.
    Hating this movie at Christmas time is a lonely proposition. But I persevere!
  2. Is there a life hack for washing Silpat?
    There might be! I will forget all about this until 12 months from now, when I make another batch of gingerbread cookies.
  3. Why does everyone trash talk Little Saint Nick?
    There are so many other worse offenders, Christmas-song-wise! Plus, there's nothing better than the Beach Boys in the dead of winter.