WORDS I THOUGHT I KNEW HOW TO PRONOUNCE, UNTIL I SAID THEM OUT LOUD IN FRONT OF OTHER PEOPLE

A semi-exhaustive list from birth to present.
  1. Colonel
    "Callin-all"
  2. Horizon
    "Whore-is-on"
  3. Turquoise
    "Ter-kwaz"
  4. Panoply
    "Panopoly"
  5. Ex machina
    "Ex masheena"
  6. Gila Monster
    "Geela monster" I'm 37 damn years old and I just learned from an episode of Wild Kratts that I've been pronouncing this incorrectly my entire life.