WHY IM THE BEST PERSON ON THE LIST APP

Trying to position myself as the best Lister currently in the game.
  1. My lists are great.
  2. Willing to like lists often and even relist if the mood strikes.
  3. I'm handsome.
  4. Willing to mentor you in your own lists. Tell you what's working and what's not.
  5. Don't have much going on in life so I can pretty much see all the lists.