REASONS WHY HALLOWEEN IS THE STUPIDEST HOLIDAY OF THE YEAR
- •Candy from StrangersWe teach our kids NOT to talk to strangers! Not to accept candy from strangers. Yet one night a year, go knock on doors and ask for treats! #fail
- •CostumesUnless you want to buy chesp plastic costumes, the pressure to create the most unique kid costume is enough to make any parent drink! Especially those of us who can't sew! #fail
- •PumpkinsWe all know real pumpkins are only good for roasting the seeds! Canned pumpkin is just easier.
- •Haunted housesIt's like witnessing a mass murder! #fail
- •Pumpkin patchesThey're only good for cute kid photos. Unless you like spending $50 on a pumpkin!
- •Corn MazesIf you've ever watched the movie, Children of the Corn, then you'll get it!
- •Spider WebsJust no. Real or fake!