SIGNS THAT I AM OLD
- •I spend more money on bird seed than beer!
- •I watch commercials about eye brighteners, wrinkle reducers and female hair lossI also spend more money on these items than beer.
- •I say things like "treasure each moment" and "it goes by fast"The same two phrases I despised hearing from people when my kids were little! Ouch!
- •I like food with nuts, coconut, and pistachio puddingMy favorite cake: www.shugarysweets.com/2012/07/watergate-cake
- •I go to bed before my kids.And I like eating dinner at 4pm