1. That's so fetch
  2. Boo you, whore
  3. If you're from Africa, why are you white?
  4. Is butter a carb?
  5. Raise your hand if you've ever been personally victimized by Regina George!
  6. Stop trying to make fetch happen.
  7. It's October 3rd
  8. He's too gay to function.
  9. It's like I have ESPN.