Condiment Heirarchy

There's always that person who says "no mayo"..they're dumb.
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    Nando's Peri Peri: Originally from London, it joins a three way tie for BEST HOT SAUCE EVER along with Sriracha & Mamoun's Falafel hot sauce.
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    "SPECIAL SAUCE": Every restaurant or fast food place has their "super secret special sauce." Well, the secret's out. It's ketchup & mayo mixed together & it's the BEST.
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    Mamoun's Falafel Hot Sauce: More than 3 drops, please enjoy a tastebud-less tongue & a BFF-ship with the porcelain Gods the next day. 3 or less, be prepared to propose marriage.
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    Mayo: Read the caption. Mayo is the greatest grossest condiment around. Extra mayo on everything.
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    Sriracha: Now illegal or not, give me that colonoscopy in a bottle any day.
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    Wasabi: Best ENT doc I've ever had.
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    Ketchup: I don't care what you say, I will always need it for mac & cheese. And grilled cheese. And sometimes pasta.
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    Mustard: Only good for pretzels.