SIGNS THAT YOU HAVE HAD ENOUGH TO DRINK

  1. When you spill your drink more than twice
  2. When your words become incomprehensible
  3. when your feel are demanding to be set free from their gorgeous prison
  4. when you start getting emotional over inanimate objects
  5. when you ask the sexy cop for a lap dance...turns out it's not a costume.
  6. When getting arrested is no longer a good idea