SIGNS THAT YOU HAVE HAD ENOUGH TO DRINK
- •When you spill your drink more than twice
- •When your words become incomprehensible
- •when your feel are demanding to be set free from their gorgeous prison
- •when you start getting emotional over inanimate objects
- •when you ask the sexy cop for a lap dance...turns out it's not a costume.
- •When getting arrested is no longer a good idea