Fourth Of July Facts
On this historic day...
- •James Madison drafted the Bill Of Rights, and invented the selfie immediately after
- •Benjamin Franklin invented American Idol and competed with Ryan Seacrest to be on the $100 bill. Franklin won.
- •George Washington discovered America and invented the Xpro-II filter on instagram for pics of fireworks
- •Benjamin Franklin invented the 3D printer
- •Thomas Jefferson founded Starbucks, the Macbook, and ironic fashion, pioneering the modern hipster movement