SIMILARITIES BETWEEN TURNING 23 AND TURNING 3

I will be 23 this month, and I can't help but remember my 3rd birthday...
  1. You don't really care about having a party, as long as someone gives you cake.
  2. The thought of getting older makes you cry.
  3. You wonder if you'll ever feel like a grown up.
  4. You get annoyed when people ask how old you are.
  5. You truly believe that this'll be the year you finish your novel, but it won't be.