1. It keeps you warm in the Winter
  2. It keeps you cool in the Summer
    If it's long enough
  3. It feels good to touch
  4. Beard oil smells great
  5. You can do it, so you should
    This does not apply to everything in life...
  6. It's attractive
    That special lady or gentleman in your life will love it...maybe...eventually. They should love it!
  7. You'll feel manly and confident
  8. Strangers will complement you all the time
  9. People won't check your ID as much when purchasing alcohol
  10. You'll be joining a rich and historical tradition
    Beards have always been super awesome, from Abraham Lincoln to Santa Claus