WHAT I DO WHEN NO ONE'S WATCHING

Inspired by @semioccasional
  1. Recite beautiful poetry
  2. Perform elegant scientific experiments and find irrefutable truths about the origin of life
  3. Build Rome in one day
  4. Destroy Rome in the same day
  5. Recite pledges of loyalty to the Supreme Overlord. Just because no one is watching doesn't mean no one is listening...
  6. Secretly read emails on my phone, even though I know that no one is watching.
  7. Write lists on the List App about all these things.