Life, Liberty, And The Pursuit Of What The Heck

Everything that went wrong in my pursuit of my absentee ballot and freedom 🇺🇸✌🏼️
  1. 1.
    Five days ago I filled out my absentee ballot
    One statement ran through my head the entire time "my parents would kill me if they could read this"
  2. 2.
    Easy- peazy- right? Wrong.
    I then had to mail in my ballot, and being a procrastinator...well you can imagine
  3. 3.
    Sunday I arose from my slumber with this shocking realization
    My ballot had to be back to the clerks office by 8pm Tuesday or it wouldn't be counted
  4. 4.
    And tomorrow... It's a Monday
    Only so many hours in a day to mail that sucker out
  5. 5.
    I put too much draining emotional effort into this ballot
    I won't let anything stand in my way. Murica' 🇺🇸
  6. 6.
    Recently turned 21 and have yet to renew my license- you know what that means
    No driving my car because I value the law also I am mostly paranoid of getting a ticket
  7. 7.
    Get out of class at 4, post office closes at 4:30
    Who ya gonna call?... ghost-besties
  8. 8.
    I texted a total of three people trying to mooch off their car driving capabilities
    Convince someone that it's an adventure they'll buy it ...
  9. 9.
    Two of the most loyal citizens I know came to my rescue
  10. 10.
    Casually ran inside the post office, obviously the cashier had a less then stellar day
    Looks at my ballot envelop - looks at me
  11. 11.
    "Nothing like waiting till the last minuet huh?" - post office lady
    Thank you. Shut up. I'm doing it for America.
  12. 12.
    Cost of overnighting an absentee ballot =$22.95
  13. 13.
    Cost of renewing expired license =$45.00
  14. 14.
    Cost of exercising my liberty to vote = priceless
    And it feels so good- even if the candidates aren't #GodBlessAmerica also this parking lot sunset